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15 Awesomely Terrible Christmas Songs To Make Sure Your Party Is A Huge Success

By / 12.10.13

This is an important moment: It’s very essential to play one song that doesn’t fit the mold of anything that you’ve been playing, because it will draw focus back to the music. I’ve chosen the Carnie and Wendy Wilson duet “Hey Santa” for that because it gives you the chance to put on your oversized Santa hat, grab the ladle from the egg nog bowl and lip sync along with it. Everyone will think you’re hilarious, and I guarantee someone will know the lyrics and try to sing along.

Don’t stop the time machine there, either, because now we’re hopping on the 80s train with The Waitresses and “Christmas Wrapping” because you’re about to bust out your zaniest Christmas sweater.

For the longest time, “Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer” has been the go-to comedy Christmas song at parties, but if you ask me, it’s time to retire one classic in order to celebrate another, much more wonderful song. I’m talking, of course, about my all-time favorite Christmas song, Nerf Herder’s “I’ve Got a Boner for Christmas.”

Warning: There’s a chance that this will cause your creepier male co-workers or family members to begin walking around with mistletoe over their genitalia, so be prepared to act repulsed and make a comment like, “Those berries look smaller than usual” to put that prankster in his place, no matter how hilarious it actually is. And then? Crank it back up, because it’s time to join the Ying Yang Twins and “Deck da Club”!

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