When Miley Cyrus Thinks About You, She Touches Herself

By: 12.22.13  •  7 Comments

adore you

Of the approximately 90 trillion Google (and three Bing) searches for “Miley Cyrus” this year, it’s fair to assume that at least 98% of them are for inappropriate reasons. In the teaser for Miley’s new music video, “Adore You” (yes, a teaser for a music video; yes, everything is terrible), the twerking girl flips the script on the Internet, practically taunting, “Anything you can do (masturbate), I can do better (also masturbate).” Yes you can?

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