Justin Bieber has over 49 million Twitter followers, 12 million of whom are actual people and not bots created by an angry Russian teenager who hopes that one day, Bieber will finally click on “Increase your peni$$$ $$$ize by clicking here,” unleashing a vicious virus on the pop star’s electronic devices. (Spoiler: we’re ALL that angry Russian teenager.) So ultimately, to Beebs, 60,000 is a drop in a bucket full of stanky cologne, but you can’t get to 12 million without first hitting 60,000, which is approximately how many fed-up Americas have signed this petition:
Deport Justin Bieber and revoke his green card.
We the people of the United States feel that we are being wrongly represented in the world of pop culture. We would like to see the dangerous, reckless, destructive, and drug abusing, Justin Bieber deported and his green card revoked. He is not only threatening the safety of our people but he is also a terrible influence on our nations youth. We the people would like to remove Justin Bieber from our society. (Via)
It is on our flag, after all.
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