During Drake’s set at Coachella, the rotation of the Earth halted and the doors of the underworld widened for about nine seconds as Madonna kissed Aubrey Graham. Somewhere, Lil Wayne’s “Lollipop” ad-lib “so I let her lick the rapperrrr” was gleefully applauding the moment.
Here are the internet’s craziest reactions to the surprise tongue slobber.
This guy made modern art of it.
https://twitter.com/SaifsArt/status/587634347248717825
Let’s not having the pot calling the kettle black. Drake’s been around too.
one thing, though: don’t give me all this “madonna been around” slander about kissing her. it ain’t like drake’s a.c. green.
— bomani (@bomani_jones) April 13, 2015
You kiss someone. They gag. Wouldn’t you just die?
What would you do if you kissed someone and they wiped their mouth and died like Drake did post-Madonna?
— Jamilah Lemieux (@JamilahLemieux) April 13, 2015
Drake maybe could’ve seen this coming.
madonna told Us Weekly, a month ago, that she had a crush on drake and wanted to meet him.
guess she met him.
— fooler initiative (@metroadlib) April 13, 2015
But these things are all publicity stunts…right?
Would love to have heard the meeting between Madonna and Drake's management about how they they should kiss to sell more music.
— Caspar Lee (@Caspar_Lee) April 13, 2015
Madonna just created Drake: SVU.
https://twitter.com/elnathan/status/587579877437657088
Um, rude.
https://twitter.com/mayowa_daniella/status/587636392223760384
Also: ew
https://twitter.com/SLiiiMe/status/587637021692289024
That face, tho…
Can we caption this face Drake is making?
Can we compare that to the caption he wrote on Instagram?
https://instagram.com/p/1aoB73DQAO/
Then, compare it to what Madonna wrote on Twitter?
https://twitter.com/Madonna/status/587522438314987520/photo/1
That face. Says it all.
Have you ever seen a man fight for his life? Yes, you have.
https://instagram.com/p/1Z77LjO-Qg/
What happens now?
https://twitter.com/DaRealMattOates/status/587608105107636225
Can Drake recover?
No. To use his albums as a guide: Nothing Was the Same. If You’re Reading This It’s Too Late. This situation is So Far Gone.
H/T Buzzfeed
