Great News Everyone: Justin Bieber’s ‘Balls Have Dropped’

Because I know many of you, when the lights are out and it’s quiet in the world and you’re staring off into the darkness right before you drift away into slumber, have wondered to yourselves, “Have Justin Bieber’s balls dropped yet?” — I bring you this: sort of buried in a Billboard cover story that went live today about a Christmas album Justin Bieber has coming out soon was this

Justin Bieber’s new Christmas album, “Under the Mistletoe” is more “seductive” than past recordings because “vocally, his balls have dropped,” explained his no-nonsense manager, Scooter Braun, to Billboard magazine this week. Proving he’s growing up fast, the 17-year-old’s first release from the album, “Mistletoe,” is sung a few octaves lower than his hit “Baby,” released in January 2010.

So there you go! However, Bieber — whose newfound ballsiness has apparently inspired him to call for U.S. politicians to be put in jail — still bears an uncanny resemblance to countless lesbians, and vice versa.

Now enjoy the first leak from the aforementioned Xmas album while you can — Biebs and Busta Rhymes performing “Little Drummer Boy” together — it’s disturbingly addicting.

Now, is it just me or does this young blond looks skeptical about the ball dropping…

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