How come a bevy of dancing beauties never get up and start dancing on any of MY flights? While flying from one location to the next during Kanye West’s Australian Tour 2012, his elegant dancers got up and started doing a mid-flight routine to “Runaway,” sans swan outfits, much to the delight and confusion of the (male) passengers. Except for the one guy who went to the bathroom before the performance began, and had to wait until it ended to get back to his seat. Or maybe he was just pissed they didn’t perform “Drunk and Hot Girls” instead.
But can you still toast the douchebags with a small plastic cup of watery orange juice?