Lana Del Rey And Axl Rose, A Love Story

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As you may have heard, Axl Rose and Lana Del Rey are rumored to be an item. An UPROXX tipster was there when the two recently went on a date to Chipotle and provided the following transcribed account of what happened.

AR: I’ll have a steak burrito and a barbacoa burrito, please. I’m on a diet.

LDR: I’ll just have some tap water.

AR: So did you bone Marilyn Manson or what?

LDR: No, he just pissed on me. Oh, and I let him collect some of my menstruation in a little glass vial. That’s all.

And then it was over. The end!

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