As you may have heard, Axl Rose and Lana Del Rey are rumored to be an item. An UPROXX tipster was there when the two recently went on a date to Chipotle and provided the following transcribed account of what happened.
AR: I’ll have a steak burrito and a barbacoa burrito, please. I’m on a diet.
LDR: I’ll just have some tap water.
AR: So did you bone Marilyn Manson or what?
LDR: No, he just pissed on me. Oh, and I let him collect some of my menstruation in a little glass vial. That’s all.
And then it was over. The end!
(Screengrab via DailyNews.com)