Well GOOD MORNING To You, Mariah Carey!

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10.08.13 13 Comments

mariah carey tits

At 5:31am this morning, Mariah Carey tweeted out the photo above in a birthday tweet to her husband, Nick Cannon. I have some questions.

1. Why didn’t Mariah just send the photo to Nick directly in a sext?

2. Who tweets titty photos at 5:30 in the morning?

3. Are they real?

4. Why do girls like saying “mwah” so much?

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Brett has been a New York Times contributing writer, a national affairs reporter for Yahoo! News, and a writer/editor at Gawker Media. Brett has also written for Esquire, Yahoo! Sports, Deadspin, Complex, Gourmet, Hazlitt, Animal, Gambit, and Dealbreaker.

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