By now, I’m sure you’ve seen the MOST IMPORTANT 15-SECOND CLIP OF SOMEONE SLEEPING IN THE HISTORY OF EVER. I’m sure at least 17 tattoo parlors have already heard requests for, “Yes, I’d like the Bieber napping, right here, above my belly button.” But one question remains…actually, many questions remain like, what are we doing with our lives? We only have so much time on this big, blue rock. But one big question remains: who filmed the video? That, my friends, would be 26-year-old Tatiana Neves Barbosa.
According to E!, she’s a go-go dancer who won 2012 Miss Bikini Wellness, and also considers herself a “bodybuilder and part-time actress,” of course. She has “reportedly hired a lawyer to deal with the situation.” She only meant to send the clip to a friend, but said friend is CLEARLY not a Belieber. Probably a bitter BSB fan, that one.
A source close to Bieber says he had to rent a house outside of town because security became an issue at the hotel he had been staying at in Brazil. Once there, he hosted a small party. “He knew some of the people there,” the source said. “This was one of the people that was invited by one of the guests.”
Bieber is reportedly unhappy about the video being taken and surfacing online. “We’ve crossed the line from absurdly irritating to highly disconcerting,” the source explained.
Huh. That’s how I feel about Justin Bieber, too.