By: 10.27.06  •  5 Comments

Paul Pierce missed Celtics' preseason game against the Nets Tuesday night with a paper cut on his left hand.

Holy crap, a paper cut. We're looking at 4-6 weeks here, maybe more if it was in the webbing between his fingers. I don't envy the lengthy rehab he's going to have to endure.

Don't worry, Paul. You're gonna make it, buddy. Why, last winter I stubbed my big toe. Man, it was nasty. I almost lost the toenail. But here I am, less than a year later, already walking again. Shows how much those doctors know.

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