Word on the street is that the NCAA tournament starts today. I think I'll turn on my TV and watch whatever game CBS puts on, but all you working stiffs who didn't call in sick are pretty well fuckered.
But take solace in this: you can send your
friends enemies a voice message from Dick Vitale. I guess it's some sort of promotion for DiGiorno pizza, but I prefer to think of it as the next Gavrilo Princip. The next world war is imminent.
Tip of the hat/wag of the finger: the FanHaus