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By / 08.03.07

I never realized this was illegal, but Washington Wizards free agent Andray Blatche was arrested yesterday for soliciting an undercover cop for sex.

Blatche and a male acquaintance were arrested at 12:11 yesterday morning… after attempting to solicit sex from a female police officer in the prostitution enforcement unit… The Wizards have held high hopes for the 6-foot-11, 248-pound Blatche since selecting him with the 49th overall pick [in 2005], but his impact on the team has been minimal because his rookie season was stunted when he was shot in an attempted carjacking near his home in Alexandria. 

I've gotta say, it's pretty dishonest of cops to disguise themselves as hookers.  I'm sure Blatche respects the law; it's not like he would have offered her money for sex if she'd been wearing her uniform. In fact, the cop should be flattered that Blatche found her attractive.  Besides, he's the victim here.  I think getting shot during a carjacking entitles you to a little victimless vice crime.  But what do I know?  I'm just a guy with a huge penis.

(Also see: FanHouse, Deadspin


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