Following this year's iteration of the annual stillborn Yankee postseason, slugger Alex Rodriguez is free to do his favorite things: work out, spend time with manly women, and get friendly with an icon to gay men everywhere. Or sometimes all three at once:
After working out together at Reebok Sports Club/NY Wednesday, Madonna lent a hand to Alex Rodriguez, offering to have her security guards escort the Yankee through a mob of fans and paparazzi huddled outside. A-Rod declined, opting for a backdoor exit instead.
Oh, man. That's AWESOME. If I've learned anything from gossip columnists and bloggers, it's that when two celebrities hang out, it means they're having sex. And Madonna just might be man enough for the job.
I really wish there was some way I could twist this into a double entendre that slyly accuses him of homosexuality. Backdoor exit, backdoor, backdoor… hmmm… Nope, I got nuthin'.
I want more like this!
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