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ELI MANNING MET THE PRESIDENT

By / 05.01.08

Anyone who reads this site regularly knows that I despise writing recaps of the previous night's sporting contests.  However, I often struggle with how I should start the day if I want to ignore the games that everyone's discussing.

At times like this, it's nice to have a photo of Eli Manning picking his nose behind the president.  The starting quarterback for the best football team in America's largest city, the Super Bowl MVP, a brand-new husband, and a man who grew up with football in his blood… and still I look at him and see a fifth-grader on a school field trip to the White House.  In my defense, going to college at Ole Miss is essentially a fifth-grade education.

[Wonkette


TOPICS#NFL
TAGSELI MANNINGNEW YORK GIANTSPolitics

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