Miss Great Britain Gemma Garrett has been selected as the face of the British Grand Prix. Why would a Formula 1 race need a face, you ask? Well, honestly, it doesn't. But it definitely needed some boobs, and whaddaya know, Gemma just so happens to have two of 'em. There's lots more pictures of her straddling a race car at My Chill Pill. She ain't no Tawny Kitaen, but she's good enough to make lots of stupid car double entendres, like… ummm… THINK DAMMIT. Oh! I got one: "She really gets MY engine running!!!"
Phew. It took me 30 minutes to come up with something that sharp and witty, but it was worth it. It was either that or "VROOM VROOM my pants are sticky!" Which was a little too subtle, I think.