According to a report from Page Six, the oldest and least useful member of Team USA, point guard Jason Kidd, has broken it off with supermodel girlfriend May Andersen (pictured here with Marisa Miller – rawr!).
It's over between model May Anderson and her Dallas Mavericks beau Jason Kidd… It seems Kidd was tired of reading about his woman's nights out. "Jason couldn't take her hard partying," said one source. "While he was training for the Olympics, she told him she was staying in, but then he would read in Page Six that she was out with celebrities like Lindsay Lohan." Our insider added, "It was too distracting, and he decided it better to focus on training and bringing home the gold for the US." Reps for Kidd had "no comment."
Whatever. These people suck. Kidd's had a nasty divorce, allegations of groping a woman in a NYC club, and ditched his previous girlfriend during her pregnancy. Andersen dated Kid Rock and was arrested for air rage. We should all breathe a collective sigh of relief that they're not going to join their DNA to make some kind of apocalyptic celebrity hellspawn.