Bengals wide receiver T.J. Houshmandzadeh isn’t completely dismayed by the the team’s horrific 0-8 start, for he knows that Cincinnati will finish the season with at least one win.
“If the season ends and we don’t win a game,” Houshmandzadeh vowed, “I will walk from my house to the NFL Network studios.” Houshmandzadeh’s house is in Cerritos, Calif., 27 miles from the NFL Network studios in Culver City. If that weren’t challenging enough, the majority of the walk would have to take place on I-405, a heavily driven interstate. … According to Google, the walking route is 25.4 miles and would take about 8 hours, 26 minutes
Well, that’s a shitty bet. What the hell does the average Joe gain from somebody walking really far? Give us some incentive, T.J.! Like, “If the Bengals don’t win a game this season, I’ll get rid of this stupid pony tail that everyone hates” or “If I don’t start putting up some points for Matt’s fantasy team, I’ll get a piano dropped on my head when I’m not expecting it.” Hint hint, asshole.
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