Andre Luis — that’s Andre Luis Garcia, not any of the eight other Brazilian soccer players that go by Andre Luis — is dangerously imbalanced and plays for Brazilian squad Botafogo. Earlier this year he was actually arrested on the field of play, so I suppose we should actually applaud his restraint for his reaction to this yellow card. I mean, he didn’t even technically assault the referee. Those anger management classes must be paying off.
Also, for those of you who are sexually adventurous, please be advised that “Botafogo” is illegal in 37 states.