Bengals wideout Chad Ochocinco is the latest athlete to grab hold of streaming video and beat it into the ground. The Ocho Cinco Show streamed earlier this morning on Ustream.tv and is already off the air. C’mon, Chad. Stephon Marbury was doing this for like 4 days and you barely made it past lunch. No wonder Carson Palmer hates you so much. Actually, that might have more to do with the fact that you run your mouth all week during the season and then perpetually come up short on gameday. Potato, p’totto.
During the stream, Chad praised himself for being out of bed before noon and spoke on the phone with NFL Network analyst Warren Sapp and Bengals head coach Marvin Lewis, but he decided that it was too early to call 50 Cent, a dude with whom he’s “not that close.”
When asked whom he preferred between Halle Berry and Tyra Banks, Chad suggested putting them together and “You got a Halle Banks!” And to think people are paying Stuart Scott money to sit in front of a camera when Ochocinco’s willing to do it for free.