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GOOD NEWS FOR WII-PLAYING, ANIME PERVS

By 09.28.09

If you’ve grown weary of the prudishness of your Nintendo Wii, enjoy poker, and don’t live in Australia, then this news is for you.

Wii’s “Sexy Poker” is a downloadable game that lets you play Texas Hold’em and Blackjack against a dealer in an attempt to de-clothe anime babes.

Yep. Use those motion censors remotes to hit, stand, bet … and then reap the benefits of a bikini-wearing animated character. The game features no nudity, which is a good thing for me, bad thing for weirdoes. via.

I’ve never been a big fan of taking something that guys already like and mashing nudity into it. Women are supposed to get naked to make me do stuff that I don’t want to do. And I mean like actual women, not some vector image drawn up by some sexually frustrated dude in Tokyo. I already like poker, so the nudity doesn’t do me any good there. Wake me up when “Wii Sexy Personal Finance” comes out. Because right now my stock portfolio is a hot mess.


TOPICS#video games
TAGSJAPANPOKER

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