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By 05.03.10

We briefly mentioned that Tiger Woods missing the cut in his second event back since he apologized for banging all of those women. That even was won by some guy not named Phil Mickelson, so we don’t really care. But now Tiger’s estranged wife, Elin, has been spotted jogging in Sweden. These events aren’t correlated at all, other than to perhaps illustrate that Tiger Woods’ life seems to be slowly falling apart.

Although Elin “still loves him,” she remains resolute in her decision. “She knew she’d set a bad example for the kids if she stayed,” a source says in the new Us Weekly. Even with a prenup in place, the athlete’s wife will likely get a good amount of Tiger’s $600 million fortune.

How does Tiger, 34, feel about the divorce talk? “Tiger expects the news,” a pal says. Adds another, “He isn’t trying to keep her anymore; he’s so defeated.” –US Mag.

Great job on that prenup, Team Tiger. If there’s a lesson to be learned here, it’s this: don’t ever, ever get a labradoodle. Sure, they seem cute and charismatic, but they’re a curse on the home. Trust me, my aunt is a psychic. She knows this stuff.


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