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Here’s a half-cocked rant on extremist fandom that I whipped up for KSK. There will be more where that came from.
Kissing Suzy Kolber.
Why do gamers make great boyfriends? Because the only cheating they do involves an online strategy guide. Yeah, well your mom isn’t funny, either.
C an the world’s leaders save our environment? Hey, it’s friggin’ December over here; can we get this global warming thing going any faster?
This is titled “Heartbroken: 10 Great Sports Stories That Could Have Been.” Fresh…respected.
THE Smoking Section.
And this is called “Behind The Grind” with pro skater Terry Kennedy. Better than “Behind The Book Depository,” I suppose. It’s funny because he’s still alive.
Real Talk NY.
Finally, an actual-sized Optimus Prime ice sculpture. “Autobots, it’s time for the salad course.”
“Sons Of Anarchy” is pretty sweet. Here’s something about the Season 3 finale. Spoiler alert: it might involve motorcycles and that guy from Hellboy.
Leave it to cops to ruin your angel dust high. That’s what they do when there aren’t any blacks around to oppress.
Cosmo’s “Secrets of Male Arousal” debunked. Obviously, “Bring your Asian friend to dinner and hold the Flip cam” didn’t make the list.
THE Smoking Jacket.
If you’re looking for a comprehensive guide for heckling LeBron James, look no further.
The Urban Daily.
There’s a new date set for the second coming of Jesus. It’s not news…
Brazil elected a clown into their legislature. I don’t know why that’s a big deal; we just elected hundreds into ours last month.
The Pacers beat the Lakers earlier this week. And then Kobe Bryant raped Stephen Jackson or something. Don’t quote me on that.
The Hoop Doctors.
A copy of that Sylvester Stallone porn movie sold for $412K On eBay. I wouldn’t expect the acting in that film to be anything special.
The ten best ninja movies, as determined by some jagoff that probably knows nothing about ninjas.
I want more like this!
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