Kung Fu Number Crunchers And Your Butt-Kicking Morning Links

Good morning, faithful With Leatherites. I trust we all had a delightful weekend. I didn’t. I went 0-3 in fantasy while watching my college team lose to FIU and my Miami Dolphins continue their quest to Suck for Luck (more on that later). Brandon is still on vacation in the Sudan, where he’s arming rebels with the most dangerous weapon – knowledge. But don’t worry, he has entrusted a special guest with the duty of covering your wrasslin’ action, so expect that. Meanwhile, here be some links.

Disney Ladies + Texts From Last Night = Win |UPROXX|

The Twilight Breaking Dawn Trailer, with Captions |Film Drunk|

Mike Tyson Weighed In On Sarah Palin’s Sex |With Leather|

The Ridiculously Fun Star Wars Art of Franco Brambillo |Gamma Squad|

‘Community’ as a Sexual Thriller |Warming Glow|

Slim The Mobster – “F*ck You” |Smoking Section|

The Internet Responds To Scarlett Johansson’s Nude Photos With Typical
Class And Grace |UPROXX|

Meme Watch: Sheltered College Freshman |UPROXX|

Stop Everything: Jedi Kittens Strike Back |Gamma Squad|

Denver Men Pull Off Real Life ‘Weekend At Bernie’s’ |Film Drunk|

A Star Is Born. |Warming Glow|

Don’t Hate Ronaldo Because He’s Beautiful |With Leather|

And Now, The Saddest 10 Minutes Of Wrestling You’ll Ever See |Smoking Section|

14 Cupcakes Disguised as Other Food |Buzzfeed|

Nicolas Cage Hasn’t Aged a Day in Over 150 Years |FARK|

Grading the ‘Star Wars’ Blu-ray Deleted Scenes|Moviefone|

Nina Dobrev Won The Emmys |AOL
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Fall TV Report Card: Grading the Ads |EW|

The most bitchin’ hot air balloon enthusiast ever, via Reddit. Banner also via Reddit.

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