Video analysis: Blake Griffin is awesome at slam dunks.
Personal insight: The hardest part of being a basketball announcer has to be the post-dunk declaration. You don’t have to say anything great — something in the vein of “LeBron James, LIVIN’ LA VIDA LOCA!” would be fine — but it has to be different and dunk-specific every time. If you call a Blake Griffin game you’ve got to have like 25 options written on a piece of paper when you put on the headphones.
For this dunk, “THAT’S A MAN’S JAM!” and “this … is a RACK ATTACK!” were chosen. I’m not one to reinforce gender stereotypes, but a man’s jam would be straight up and straight down as hard as possible, not one with a bunch of twirling, and it wouldn’t call itself what you might call ejaculate. Also, this is a Rack Attack.
And for the record, this is a Woman’s Jam.
That’s also technically a rack attack.
[h/t Sportress Of Blogitude]