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By / 01.07.13

The good thing about Kate Upton getting famous enough to do real, non-Sports Illustrated modeling is that we’ll get to see her throughout the year, and not just when SI gets around to saying, “okay, this month we’re putting sand on ladies’ boobs and calling it a swimsuit.” The bad thing about Kate getting “real” modeling jobs is that she has to look like a lifeless plastic doll 90% of the time, and be accompanied by little guys with ‘Boardwalk Empire’ haircuts who may or may not be DJ Qualls.
Take, for example, Kate’s latest shoot for V Magazine, which comes accompanied by the worst shoot description in the history of modeling:

SHE ONLY DOES IT IN THE AFTERNOONS. EMBODYING BUÑUEL’S BORED, BOURGEOIS BEAUTY, THE AMPLE UPTON UNDRESSES IN STYLE. WHILE THE CAT’S AWAY, THE MOUSE WILL PLAY

Jesus Christ. After this issue of V, the shoot’s going straight to Sundance!
So yeah, the good news here is that Kate Upton looks great in old-timey underwear. The bad news is that, as far as I can tell, she had to take the photos while Gollum was trying to attack her and steal the Precious.
Shoot is after the jump.

[via V Magazine]



TOPICS#KATE UPTON
TAGSDO YOU NEED A TAG OTHER THAN "KATE UPTON"EXCUSES TO POST PICTURES OF HOT CHICKSMODELSV MAGAZINE

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