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With Leather's Watch This: This Meeting Of The Bulldogs Mascots Seems Very Important

By / 02.08.13

Sometimes things happen and I simply don’t need an explanation. For instance, the Georgetown Bulldog mascots, Jack and jack Jr., met with the Butler Bulldog mascots, Blue II and Blue III, today and I don’t care why. Unless some dicks from both universities were making the dogs fight each other for the ultimate right to the Bulldog name, in which case I’d have to step in and adopt these dogs and quit all four of my jobs to stay home and play with them all day.

Or maybe I’ll just kidnap them and do that anyway. Sounds like a plan.

Friday

NCAA Basketball: UNC (Asheville) at VMI – 7 PM ET on ESPN U

You’re spoiling us, ESPN U.

NCAA Hockey: North Dakota at Nebraska – 7:30 PM ET on NBC Sports

This game, wow. I don’t even know what to say about it. There are at least 10 candidates for the Ice Guy Stick Award, which is NCAA hockey’s version of the Heisman, except much more prestigious. Who do you guys think is going to win it? I think it’s Guy Hockey.

NBA: Clippers at Heat – 8 PM ET on ESPN

Honestly, as much as I want to watch this game, I’ll probably be retina deep in video games until I pass out.

Saturday

NCAA Basketball: Michigan at Wisconsin – Noon ET on ESPN

NCAA Basketball: FSU at Wake Forest – Noon ET on ESPN 2

NCAA Basketball: UNC at Miami – 2 PM ET on ESPN

NCAA Basketball: Kansas at Oklahoma – 4 PM ET on ESPN

NCAA Basketball: LSU at Alabama – 8 PM ET on ESPN 2

All right, college basketball fans, we’ve got some great matchups and Duke fans raised the bar for everyone. I expect to come back on Monday and have a new insensitive fan base to write about.

PGA: Pebble Beach Pro-Am – 3 PM ET on CBS

You guys, have you seen Bill Murray this week? He’s the best.

Sunday

Sleep. Lots and lots of sleep.


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