SUPER WORST: THIS IS HAPPENING
I THOUGHT I SAID NO
Worst: James Storm vs. Mr. Anderson
*literal dismissive wanking motion*
Worst: Don’t they tell Tazz anything?
Why is he always so surprised when Aces & Eights does something? Is he still super low on the club totem pole, behind VP D’Lo, Junior Vice President Devon, Treasurer Mike Knox, and Secretary Garrett Bischoff? I know Mike Tenay still doesn’t know that wrestling is fake (he’s probably wondering whatever happened to that Benoit kid), and Todd Keneley is haplessly clueless, but every once in a while act like you know what’s going on. Or does information slide right off of you, Teflon Tazz?
Best: LOCKDOWN! SUNDAY! ARRRRGGGHHH!
I know we may not have had the best lead up to it, but Lockdown is one of my favourite pay per views of the year for any company, and if we hadn’t been committed to going to Wrestlemania last year, and Chikara (and therefore Wrestlemania) this year, my boyfriend and I would absolutely be traveling to Lockdown. I had a blast in 2011, and there’s something (read: steel cages) that gets me really excited to watch each year. Now that the X-Division PPV has been relegated to a “One Night Only” special, this should be the best event they have. Not all of the matches on the card are set to be great, and man am I not looking forward to the fighting Robbies or Gail Kim losing to finally kick her feud with Terrell into high gear, but it’ll be good times, and barring any wonky scheduling at my real job, fingers crossed we’ll have a B&W of the event.
Worst: NO JOSEPH PARK
I have the sads, and the doctor told me the only cure is more Joseph Park. In other news, I have begun self-medicating and referring to myself as Doctor. So please enjoy this 13-video playlist until Impact gets their sh-t together.
Miss you, big guy.