First of all, “Patience Beard” is what you get when you try to grow facial hair and take your time.
Second of all, Patience Beard is a cheerleader for the University of Arkansas and has a zebra-print prosthetic leg. She’s talented and inspirational and also pretty gorgeous, so if you need a reason to cheer for the Razorbacks besides that weird lady who won’t stop taping up her nose and doing Internet karaoke, make her it.
A clip of Patience in action (along with our morning links) is after the jump.
(via Fox Sports)
Watch A Recreation Of Michael Jackson’s ‘Thriller’ Music Video With LEGOs |UPROXX|
A Drunk Australian Woman Watched Braveheart And Attacked Her Neighbors With A Sword |FilmDrunk|
Grover From ‘Sesame Street’ Does Science Experiments, And We’re All Better For It |Gamma|
Dreamworks CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg Offered $75 Million For Three More Episodes Of ‘Breaking Bad’ |Warming Glow|
Daniel Bryan Reunited With Stone Crusher, The Kid With Brain Cancer Who Tapped Him Out |With Leather|
Fred Davis Suggests Changing Washington’s Team Name To ‘The Fredskins’ |KSK|
25 Sneakers That Redefined Brands |TSS|
Michele Bachmann: ‘I’ve Never Done Twerking In My Life’ |UPROXX|
Must Be a Typo |Axis Of Ego|
Tumblewords By Minicore Studios Is Fun (And Really Beautiful) |Tumblewords|
Evan Tanner Film |IndieGogo|
The Best Moves Ever: Vader’s Moonsault |The Wrestling Blog|
Browsing the sports section of SkyMall |P-Boi|