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With Leather’s Watch This: Celebrate Roy Halladay’s Career By Watching His Perfect Game

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Free agent ace Roy Halladay announced his retirement today at the age of 36, as he signed a one-day contract with the Toronto Blue Jays so he could end his stellar career with the team that he began it with. Halladay ends his career with 203 wins and two Cy Young awards, but his most memorable moment was probably his perfect game on May 29, 2010, which was kind of a dick move on his part, if you ask me, because that’s my birthday, so people were all, “Hey, did you see Doc’s perfect game?” and I was like, “No, I was too busy watching you forget my birthday, mom.”

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