Fox Sports Executive #1: *does whatever drugs make you think the first idea is the best one* “dude we should make a show called ‘slow and hot,’ and make it slow motion footage of shit on the beach”
Fox Sports Executive #2: “you mean like where it’s hot?”
Exec 1: “YES”
Exec 2: “can we have a hot girl there??”
Exec 1: “OH WAIT SO IT’D MEAN SLOW AND HOT LITERALLY BUT ALSO LIKE PORNO SLOW AND HOT, LIKE SEX”
Exec 2: “YES”
Both: “LOLOLOLOL” *make show*
And so was born UFC ring girl Brittney Palmer’s ‘Slow & Hot,’ a show where Brittney Palmer stands on the beach while extreme sports or whatever happen around her in slow motion, as filmed by the Phantom Cam. In one episode she paints, I guess. In today’s debut episode, though, she stands near a skate park and makes somewhat-intereted faces as guys do skateboard tricks at her.
I have no idea why this exists. ENJOY.