If you haven’t been following the saga of FLAPPY BIRD, let me catch you up to speed. A guy named Dong Nguyen made a terrible, terribly addicting game out of spare video game parts where you try to navigate a bird through pipes. It was an instant, massive success, so he immediately took it away, claiming it was an “addictive product.” The world mourned.
The latest parody — and the one most relevant to a sports blog that writes way too much about fake sports — is FLAPPY BRYAN. In it, you pilot WWE superstar Daniel Bryan through pipes, for some reason. When he makes it, he yells YES. When he dies, he yells NO. I heard a lot more NO than YES because this is my first true experience with Flappy Bird and now I kinda want to kill myself.
Give the game a try for free here and let us know your high scores. Also, can somebody fantasy book this into a thing that makes sense?
Future game suggestions:
- ANGRY SHIELDS, where you launch Roman Reigns at a bunch of lambs.
- KONA CRUSH SAGA, where you bother your Facebook friends to help you finish Demolition matches.
- WORDS WITH WARRIORS, where you get extra points for spelling shit that doesn’t make sense, like “Destrucity”