Professional curmudgeon Bill Belichick briefly addressed the ridiculousness of DeflateGate during an appearance on The Late Show with David Letterman.
Belichick on gas laws:
“We all know as the footballs get colder, they deflate…scientifically.”
Belichick on Southie scientists:
“I never realized there were so many Patriots fans that were scientists, physicists and college professors that understood it that well. We learned a lot in a hurry. Should have gotten college credit for that.”
Belichick on deep throat:
Letterman: “Where did the leak come from? Did it come from my Colts.”
Belichick: “Dave, we’re just out there playing a game, doing the best we can.”
Please God let this be the last we talk of DeflateGate.
