This has been around for a couple days, but it still qualifies for the Floptastic files. Here’s Brazilian soccer player Sergio Escudero faking a foul, trying to draw a penalty, I guess. One problem: the guy that allegedly hit him in the face was a linesman, and as far as I know, linesmen can hit Brazilians in the face all they want. You know, if the guy actually hit him. So who wants to go to Brazil and be a linesman? Okay, now who wants to be a fire engine?