Soccer superstar Cristiano Ronaldo stopped by Dodgers Stadium last night to throw out the ceremonial first pitch and rub elbows with Yasiel Puig and, for some strange reason, Samuel L. Jackson, and it’s safe to say that he was far better at the latter than the former. Not only was Ronaldo’s first pitch about as on-target as a North Korean missile, but he also took some swings in the batting cage yesterday and they should have just told him it was a football bat.
Parents, take notice, as you should show your children the following Vine and video and tell them that when they play baseball, they should do the exact opposite of what the incredibly talented soccer player did.
And here’s Ronaldo’s first pitch effort. You know, if we could combine this first pitch with Carly Rae Jepsen’s first pitch, I think we might actually have a ball that ends up somewhere near the strike zone. Hell, at least home plate.