DALE JUNIOR HAS A NEW SPONSOR

09.20.07 10 years ago 33 Comments

NASCAR news!  Hooray!

Dale Earnhardt Jr unveiled his new 88 car yesterday, revealing for the first time that the sponsor replacing his iconic Budweiser #8 car will be… Amp.  Which is an energy drink, I suppose.  Pardon me while I dismiss this with an air-wanking motion.

Nevertheless, this is a big fucking deal for people who like to watch cars go in circles for four hours.  FanHaus even live-blogged the hour and a half announcement, which on the scale of good uses of time has to rank somewhere between watching a Season 2 DVD of According to Jim and explaining to an Entourage fan why Entourage is unfunny garbage.  I guess FanHaus just lets anybody write anything.

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