What’s going on in this clip (UPDATE)? What is this Ohio State fan doing? And why does she feel so guilty about it? Let’s go to the slow motion replay.
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We can only speculate, but damn, caught on national TV doing something she’s not supposed to be doing? Caught rubbing someone’s head she’s not supposed to be rubbing? Ouch.
And the guilt. Oh, the guilt.
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I’m fascinated by this and I don’t know why.
me too…I MUST know!
You see the way she moves her right hand? Did you see that? It’s a fake hand. You can tell because of these MSpaint images I created with a bunch of arrows and lines.
So what’s in the fake hand? Osama Bin Laden. That’s right, he’s not dead, and he’s an Ohio State fan. Only one of those statements is surprising actually.
After a review of the comments, I note that this site apparently attracts a better class of trolls than most forums. I take that as a sign of quality.
sarcasm does not equal trolling. I’m just sarcastically and humorously pointing out how stupid internet witch hunts are.
is that hand an alien? Probably not, but definitely is aliends
wtf is an aliend?
Probably aliens at my keyboard trying to hide the truth
Buckeye
Entrenched
Nubile
Gets
Hand
Awkwardly
Zoomed
In on
She is the Yellow King.
I knew that game was being played in Carcosa!
Clearly she’s working with the Irish.
I’m of the belief that this joke, or a variation, should appear in any and all Uproxx articles.
This is going to blowback on the club.
She MIGHT be with a side-guy.. but there’s another possibility. Maybe it’s just because I’m older than dirt… but she looks young enough that she might be out with a guy her parents told her not to be going off with…
We must scour the intranet and find this girl and ask why!
Seeing as she’s an Ohio State fan she’s probably just lost in thought trying to think about the best ways to be fucking annoying in bars after the game.
I grew up in Ohio, and having done so I feel I can say I’m an authority. She’s just singing the Hamster Dance in her head.
YES.
Nailed it.
I think she touched the wrong dude. I bet the dude to her left is her boyfriend and she made an honest mistake? No? Anybody? Just me??
Maybe she’s just tripping balls. That’s equally as plausible.
Or maybe she’s just awkward.
Plot twist. Her girlfriend is the pouty OSU fan
She picked something off the back of that guy’s head and ate it.
I was gonna say, she’s like the woman who didn’t know people were watching her pull poop from her pants and eat it.
Reddit is on it
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Did that guy beside her just throw up.
Reddit magic.
Uh, if you watched the game, you know that this play was potentially devastating to OSU at the time, even though they eventually won. For students to display a common sentiment in that situation is completely understandable, and no matter how many times I watch this clip, I cannot reach the idiotic conclusion that is being advanced here, except to say that there are way too many people out there with way too much time on their hands with way too much disregard for any sense of decency, who cavalierly exploit complete strangers for no reason except their own sick amusement.
You’re a party pooper.
@RU75 do you have any pictures of your sisters tits?
Check out the vocab on RU75!
you do have a point though.
The responses to this post are comedy.
Please tell me more about the Portland microbrews you enjoy. And, how was 9/11 an inside job?
This year is off to an incredible start! That girl looks awkward for a second!
Ha!
maybe she’s just scared of black guys?
That awkward moment when you realize your boyfriend is standing to your left, not sitting to your right.
Looks like she just might be a little drunk and/or high. I say there’s no foul on the play.
Looks like they are in some sort of argument.
Dude seems to be sitting there ignoring her. The “you are not up to standards but I am too pussy to let you go” thing, because; weak game.
And she seems to be like he is treating me like shit, I know this, and with the camera on it is out for everyone to see.
option 2: Guy is ignoring her, because; American Handball. It is getting kind of awkward just standing there “alone”. She shouldn’t have come along and knows now for future reference.
option 3: Dude throwing up right next to her is not what she was expecting to happen. She wants to say something about it but nobody seems to notice her or it, and; camera.
I watched about 20 minutes of this game and caught this part. It was after a very poor punt by the Ohio State team. I just assumed they were all bummed about it, because they could have lost the lead in the 4th quarter – but because of this post, now I think she is cheating on her boyfriend who is a disabled vet from Alabama.
A mentally challenged veterinarian with parents that are siblings?
Sounds legit.
Would bang.
Worked in a lot of bars, seen a lot of drunks. I’d say they’re both trashed and just before the camera was on them they were fighting, not he’s ignoring her and she’s trying to make him feel bad by doing a beaten puppy thing…or she Ipecac-ed homeboy on her left and is feeling immediate remorse because he’s spewing Ecto-Cooler on the club seats; most likely the first thing though.
OK here’s the thing – and I don’t want to take away from all the brilliance being cogitated here, I mean it the speculation is truly inspiring – unless I’m mistaken, what’s on the jumbotron in the stadium is not what’s on TV. In other words, I’m guessing they had no idea they were on TV. Based on what someone else said about this play and its potential to affect the outcome, I think she and back-of-head boy had a big bet on the game, and thought they had lost right there. Either that or, is the dude to her left actually puking? Maybe these two are puke-o-phobes.
There is bowl of food behind the one dudes head. Both the black guy and the white girl can be seen eating from it. When the girl reached for the bowl? the guy moved his head back and bumped her and she was slightly embarrassed.
DONE
The black guy never reaches into the bowl. Just his pockets. Also where would the bowl be? Levitating in mid air?
She was rubbing that dude’s head, and bumped her hand into the hoodie guy’s leg, and was embarrassed.
That is all…
Except that there will now be blowback from the one-niners.
Uh… she is acting awkward for that entire 15 seconds, is she not? Don’t think it has anything to do with the possible revelation that she’s on TV, so the cheating idea doesn’t make much sense. Not interested enough to come up with my own hypothesis though.
She’s a ghost.
The black girl is side eyeing her too
Saw that live. Looked like she was wiping abit of nose gold on my dude
It looks like she was running the guys head to look casual why the guy in the hoodie was about to slip something into her hand. Then as soon as he saw that they were in tv he pointed it out and she immediately looked guilty/scared. What was in the hand….I don’t know, maybe a little pick me up ?
Sorry folks, it’s just her own bf there that she’s touching…go bak to your dull lives and find something else to make up….
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She was trying to pick pocket that black dudes sweat pants but then pulled her hand away when she realized the camera was on her.
Jesus Christ, Andy, like I know other websites might write about shit like this, but I don’t think you have to too. It doesn’t like good for a site when the article is, “Girl does something weird, looks guilty. COULD SHE BE HAVING AN AFFAIR!?” Did someone force you to write this? Are you being held against her will?
Blink once for yes, twice for no. Then write it out in a comment.
She is not cheating or doing anything else! That is her boyfriend she is a super funny girl!! Just nervous to be on tv.
Now I see exactly what happened here. If you notice, she was not touching his hair until the last second. In that arm move, you can see that she moves the arm toward his head, a pretty good distance. She was trying to get into the pocket of the guy standing right behind that kid.
1.) Out of her peripherals, she sees the kid turn his head back.
2.) She reacts by moving her hand closer once and then again where she just about touches the guys head that is kneeling.
3.) Notice her eyes when this happens, she looks above the kids head at first.
4.) Then once her hand is safely by her side, she does a quick glance down at the kid, to see if she was caught.
5.) Looks away and down as if ashamed and glad she was not caught. (HAHA)
To me, it looks like she was getting palmed something by the guy in the #9 jersey. She casually brushes her BF’s hair, then her fingers look like they are pinching something. The way her mouth looks after her fingers brush past looks like she just snuck a pill in there. X maybe, who knows? LOL
So obvious. #9 passed her something, a pill, and she looked around before she took it.
Yes!!!! Exactly what I thought!
They are smoking Something Passing It Around And The Camera Caught Them. Look Close Smoke Coming Out Her Mouth. She Hit It Got Caught And Tries To Get Rid Of It hahaha
I’m on the same thinking track as you I was thinking she popped a pill that the dude handed her but hitting something would fit to I saw the mouth movement too.
lol! this is too funny. Now they even have their own page? wha?
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haha!
watched it a few times and gotta say there are some pretty good conspiracy theories going round here… none of which i’m glad to say involve Obama. my own two cents is she took out her gum and placed it on the back of the neck of the dude in front of her. and oh yeah… GO DUCKS!!!
This girl wasnt doing anything wrong. Its redic they put her on blast over this. The writer of this article is a moron.
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i CAN’T believe how obvious this is.. It’s her brother she is touching.. you know how they roll in Ohio!! /end of story
My guess: she realized he’s probably going to hit her when they get home. “..upset losses (defeats when the home team was predicted to win by 4 or more points) lead to a 10 percent increase in the rate of at-home violence by men against their wives and girlfriends.” Source: [www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov]
Pretty sure that’s her boyfriend and she was comforting because of the terrible punt by Ohio State. She is a football fan and the punt would have shocked anybody… Oh and Roll tide.
*comforting him
To make this clear. Tv station cought up with her to ask her why was she so nervous. The guy she was touching was her boyfriend they live in the O – H. She was just cought off guard by the camera being on her
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^^^This is the true story.
They are a couple
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The kid sitting that looks like he told her they were in tv, handed her a pill which she then put in her mouth, after she puts her hand to her mouth u can see her mouth move a bit like she ate something. That was a drug deal (that’s a little extreme/a handoff?) caught on camera and they tried to be discreet about it. She wasn’t rubbing that guys head she was reaching to the other guy for a handoff which she then put in her mouth and she looked nervous cuz she didn’t want to be seen popping pills on national tv. Boom solved.