If I was driving down the street in a Japanese automobile and I was challenged by this stupid family of horses, I’m doing one of two things: jamming on the gas or stopping, because if you make a half-assed charge at a horse, nothing good can come of it:
Oh, so a white horse would never do a such a thing? Is that what I just heard? Sure, white horses can get away with anything. Did I mention this happened in Israel? I just turned to the BLACK JEW HORSE section in my notebook and it’s totally blank. You’d think there’d be like, I dunno, nine or ten of those for a rainy day. Whatever.