…then you might enjoy this: it’s the Solowheel. It’s proclaimed to be a “self-balancing electric unicycle”, but I prefer to think of it more as a “hipster identification device”. It’s the perfect accessory for your tight-jeaned friends that don’t have the luxury of Asian girlfriends or vintage bicycles.
Weighing only 20 pounds and consisting of little more than a simple wheel with a fold-up foot platform on either side, you can easily throw it in your backpack or briefcase once you reach your destination, or carry it by its convenient handle.
That is convenient. Not-so-convenient: the $1,500 price tag. Whatever. You could do double shifts at the coffee house and take the semester off from art school.