JERRY JONES IS A PARAGON OF SELF-RESPECT

I always thought that part of owning an NFL team was having fuck-you money.  And the point of having fuck-you money is that you can throw dollars at people to make asses of themselves for your personal enjoyment.  So why Cowboys owner Jerry Jones subjected himself to doing a Papa John's commercial, I don't know.  Unless they offered him free Papa John's pizza.  Who can turn something like that down?  The man's not made of stone. Plastic tubing, botox, and cobra venom, maybe — but not stone.

(Thanks to the boys at Kissing Suzy Kolber for sharing.) 

Around The Web