Via TMZ Sports comes this surveillance video from the Travelodge in downtown Orlando, as it shows oft-injured Orlando Magic “star” Glen Davis trying to get a room at 4 am. Now, for those of you not familiar with my beloved downtown Orlando (AKA the Bethlehem of America) there are only a few good hotel options, and the Travelodge is not one of them. It’s a lot like one of those motels that you see occupied by drug dealers in crappy movies about Los Angeles, but for some reason people still stay there enough to keep it open.
Anyway, as the video reveals, something went wrong and Big Baby couldn’t get a room, so he responded by ripping the keyboard away from the computer and throwing it. This qualifies as “BALLISTIC” according to TMZ, so blame them when you shout, “BORING!”
NCAA Football: Buffalo at Toledo – 7:30 PM ET on ESPNU
HOT SEXY MACTION FOR YOUR WHACK ASSES!
NHL: Coyotes at Blues – 8 PM ET on NBC Sports
Game 7 of the Stanley Cup Finals already? What a crazy season this has been.
NCAA Basketball: Grambling State at Marquette – 7 PM ET on Fox Sports 1
NCAA Basketball: VCU at Virginia – 7 PM ET on ESPN2
NCAA Basketball: Kentucky vs. Michigan State – 7:30 PM ET on ESPN
NCAA Basketball: Florida at Wisconsin – 9 PM ET on ESPN2
NCAA Basketball: Tennessee at Xavier – 9 PM ET on FS1
NCAA Basketball: Duke vs. Kansas – 10 PM ET on ESPN
We get it, college basketball. You’re very exciting and it’s fun to watch all of these talented, young kids start the season by having a different game on every hour. But some of us have to sleep, okay? Otherwise, who is going to post the Kate Upton GIFs? Certainly not Mike Krzyzewski.