05.20.09 8 years ago 6 Comments

On 205th found this demonstration of another jet pack retailing for a cool $100k. The Martin Jetpack can allegedly fly up to 60 mph at 8,000 feet, but the company had received a bit of grief when earlier demos showed the jetpack flying only a few inches off the ground. But honestly, jetpacks are so elitist at this point that if I saw someone traveling that way, I would just shoot them out of the sky. And then one of my friends would call up and say, “You’ll never believe who just crashed into my living room! Will Smith!” And then I’ll kinda feel bad, because he does such good work.

|from Oh Gizmo! which makes me think of “orgasm.” heh|

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