“Yes! Beautiful! Give me more satin bulge!”
The Padres are the latest team to make their rookie September call-ups dress like assholes, as you can see from this photo from before their game against the Rockies. Needless to say, I’ve been to the Hooters in Pacific Beach, and I doubt these guys could hack it there.
Except for maybe that fella on the right. I’m not sure he got the memo about not having to stuff his shirt to simulate having breasts. But I like his initiative. I’m telling you, that rookie’s going places. Places like tranny bars and drag queen fashion shows.
[Via Sports By Brooks; Photo: John Leyba/The Denver Post]