To go with this morning's ensmartening written recap, here's video of Josh Hamilton's record-breaking first round at last night's Home Run Derby. My favorite part is all the times it cuts off Chris Berman in mid-sentence.
Seriously, though: 28 home runs with 38 swings. It's better than anyone in history, and it was done by a drug addict. It just goes to show you, kids: if you do lots and lots of heroin, you can do anything you put your mind to. Usually that "anything" is getting more heroin, but hey: a home run derby record is nice, too.