So, the notion of doing parkour on a bicycle is entirely laughable and warrants more Mountain Dew jokes than I can possibly conjure. But in all honesty, there’s no getting around the fact that this video of street rider Danny MacAskill [Ed. Note: hee hee! “mick ass kill”] is undeniably incredible. Like, I’m actually disappointed that I don’t have anything negative to say about this. It’s just a whole bunch of eye-popping tricks that you’d never think would be possible on a bicycle. And it’s not even set to rap metal. You win this round, MacAskill!
PARKOUR… ON A BICYCLE!!! EXXXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!