U.S. Olympic pole vaulter April Steiner posted this video on YouTube of her undulating, gyrating and altogether dancifying as a response to a similar routine posted by teammate Stacy Dragila a few months before. What has sparked this vicious and rhythmic (for white girls) dispute? Judging from the videos, it's the work of one enabling female coach who laughs a little too much and a little too shrilly. Perhaps only because she knows the other end of this conflict leads to the athletes impaling each other with their poles. Violently, to be clear. She's just intent on debunking the charges of lesbianism in female coaching as emphatically as possible.