Saints "running back" Reggie Bush is
She's sort of rocking the "maid in the country illegally / you'll keep your mouth shut and do what you're told if you don't want to have a visit from the INS" vibe.
fucking skank. however, still yes.
I don't know….sure, she probably smells like the urine of a 4th-rate R&B singer, but with or without makeup, that body is fucking sick.
Absolute whore? Yes. Would I wreck it? Yes.
you know what they say
once you go armenian you'll never be a man again.
/sorry… i'm leaving now.. promise.
Her name should be legally changed to 'Kim Kardashian is famous for having a big ass and a sex tape'
bless Joel Mchale
bless Joel Mchale
The Soup is the only TV show I watch religiously.
Tyler Perry would have directed a better sex tape.
@Matt and August, is it true he played TE at the U of Washington? my wife and I never miss that show.
Or perhaps "Valtrex enthusiast Kim Kardashian"
Who is her friend with the pokey tits? And, as far as KK goes, I would have the angriest sex ever imagined with her. I would put things in her that made doogie cringe.
Shove her face down, ass up, into a pillow and we're not even having this conversation about makeup.
*that WOULD MAKE doogie cringe.
She must spend millions a year on wax.
'Cept Kim couldn't be in it.
She's had more black dudes in her than a penitentiary.
But does Reggie deserve better have his disappointing career so far?
Unless it is scraped out of a garbage truck, after coming from a abortion clinic, you won't make me cringe.
Yup. He has a National Championship ring from '91. He bascially lied his way onto the team and looked the part of a TE.
From TV.com: He received his Bachelor's degree in History from the University of Washington in 1995. Before completing the Professional Actors Training Program at the University of Washington, he was part of the Almost Live! cast. McHale also played football as a walk-on tight end
for the Huskies, earning a championship ring from the 1991 Rose Bowl Game.
@Shan, your avatar perfectly depicts what I would make her do all day.
Shhhh…no no…don't flip over.
/re-applies duct tape to mouth
Girl: I have Kim Kardashian.
Guy: And I don't.
Together: And we plan to keep it that way.
By the way,
YES, and yes (and only if she douched with a fire hose)
@August, thanks. I was too lazy busy to look it up.
I just lost a lot of respect for some of you. Joel McHale is about as funny as Carlos Mencia mexican-ing up Dane Cook's material.
Oh, and I would destroy her Kar-gash-ian.
@MKF–for reals. Reached for comment on my imaginary phone, Reggie said, "she has a face?"
I kid, I kid. Reggie actually employs a guy who tells him which people do and don't have faces.
Also, I saw Joel McHale do stand-up last weekend. The Soup is great, but that kind of humor doesn't necessarily translate to a live act.
Any other questions nobody asked?
OK first, there’s chicks way more famous that look far more shittier without makeup (read: Longoria, Cameron Diaz, etc.). And second, her face is totally irrelevant because, with her body, you cannot see it when you’re fucking her.
And second, her face is totally irrelevant because, with her body, you cannot see it when you're fucking her.
Are you kidding me? The light through her tunnel provides a clear path to her face.
In the classic words of Jerry Seinfield I say… "She's a two-face"
Check this bitch out in the wrong lighting and you may find yourself with a permanent case of ED.
Joel McHale is about as funny as Carlos Mencia mexican-ing up Dane Cook's material.
Maybe, maybe not. What's great about The Soup is that you get a week's worth of pop culture and reality TV without having to watch any of the stupid bullshit. And that '91 Huskies team would have killed Miami. Co-champions, my ass.
I'm not saying Joel is a genius or anything, but comparing him to Mencia is fucked-up.
Mencia is pathetic.
And that '91 Huskies team would have killed Miami.
Not just the team. The whole fucking city. And then they would have continued down the coast and slaughtered every man, woman, and child in Key West.
I'd rather watch Doogie's aforementioned scrapings from an abortion clinic's trash can on stage than Carlos Mencia.
That being said, I've never watched 'The Soup.'
HHY, watch The Soup. They just rip on all the trashy reality shows and daytime talk shows.
To KK: Yes, even with all the STD's
To Joel McHale: Probably, if I was drunk enough
Carlos Mencia IS abortion clinic-trash scrapings, don't you get it. Mencia is the aborted Fetai of Dane Cook.
It's great, assuming you feel the need to be 'caught up' with the latest shit pop culture and reality tv dumped on the hamfisted masses.
All this talk of The Soup and various shitty comics is distracting us from the fact that every man in here would do a log splitter on KK and dump her accordingly.
Speak for yourself Cock. You stick your dick inside that thing and one of three things will happen.
1) Dick just straight up explodes upon insertion
2) Dick melts like a warm knife cutting through butter your dick
3) A miniature creature, similar to Aliens, would emerge from the gash and bite your dick off
Enter at your own risk. I like being a man though.
Cosmetic companies finally stopped testing makeup on pigs.
Um if that's hell warmed over….i'll take two, no THREE…extreme heat kills bacteria right?
swany: the whole point of the Soup is that it destroys these dumbass shows (kind of like what the Daily Show does for politics). don't confuse it with an E! news show or some shit.
also, there's no way I'd fuck KK… there's a lot of bitches I'd forget my pride to rail, but I'm not going that far for that bitch
Who cares about the soup. It hasn't been relevant since John Henson was on the show and it sucked back then too.
Anyway, does anyone know who little miss pokey tits is because she is a lot more interested then the other one
Agreed TACOS!!! WHo is the friend and why does it look like someone is throwing a Goldeneye-esque proximity mine on her in the last pic?
every man, woman, and child in Key West.
There are no kids in Key West. Kids are for breeders.
So that's why Reggie keeps dancing around the hole.
I guess being an STD proving ground really wears a gal out.
First, Joel McHale and The Soup are very funny. There is no argument, especially when invoking Mencia. Second, yes (of course), but only with a Kevlar condom (which are marketed as "Kevdoms…Stop The Bullet!")
emm, u are so sweet.. but i just found out your secret that you have joined the online club I n t i m a t e m i n g l e DOTC o M , by which you are seeking black man to be your sugar baby!
straightcashhomie c'mon man, would it take that many?