It’s been a strange year of easy armbar victories, feature film debuts and frank sexual discussions for UFC Women’s Bantamweight Champion Ronda Rousey. Her most vicious feud is with the ring girl and her biggest vocal faux pas was that time she said “shit” on SportsCenter.
“When are we gonna get that Cyborg fight?” you might still be asking. You might also be that guy who wonders why Floyd Mayweather hasn’t fought Manny Pacquiao. If you’d like some info on that, look no further than this interview with Ronda from Yahoo Sports, wherein she continues her “lol Cyborg’s on all the steroids” theme and straight-up calls her an “it.”
I’ve said before, I don’t care if she’s injecting horse semen into her eyeballs, I’ll fight her, but that’s just my personal decision. But I can’t make a decision for the whole division. I can’t say it’s the right thing. This girl has been on steroids for so long and [has been] injecting herself for so long that she’s not even a woman anymore. She’s an ‘it.’ It’s not good for the women’s division. It’s not good at all.
As you might imagine, some folks were upset by that. For example, MMA clothing brand Americana, who have issued a Harley Race-style bounty on Rousey’s head for her comments. TAKE THE DAMN MONEY!
Americana will offer a seat on the small council for anyone who can knock out Stannis Baratheon!
Anyway, as you might continue to imagine, some folks were upset by that. That’s the internet for you. One person says something, someone gets outraged, people get outraged about someone being outraged, other people are outraged that you’d be outraged at somebody’s outrage, and eventually you’re on a sports blog with us doing Nelson Muntz haw-haws at you.
Via Facebook, here is where every internet argument ends: in a conversation about sheeple.
We’ll keep you up to date on who said what and if these women will every actually fight, but feel confident that it’ll end in bloodshed, and with a Venom’d-up Bane fighting an army of angry sheep. Or John Cena vs. the Wyatt Family.
h/t to Cage Potato