A certain celebrity tabloid blog, if you will, gave us this footage of Shaquille O’Neal facing off against Oscar De La Hoya for Shaq’s new TV show, “Shaq Something-or-other,” who’s actually 5-feet-10-inches tall, but looks like an anorexic Oompah-Loompah next to the Man of Stealing Food From Ben Roethlisberger. C’mon, think about how much FATTER Big Ben would have been if he wasn’t hanging out with Shaq for five days. Ben’s like the white Elvis Presley. Wait, Elvis was white. via.