Uncoached found some pictures of a Duke underclassman that would probably get you “red E” to polish up….your resume’. You know, so you can get a good job and make enough money that she’d find you attractive. Or you could probably just buy a tanning bed and put it in your basement. Just leave a trail of knockoff designer bags into your mother’s house and you’re all set.
SOME THINGS AT DUKE CAN’T BE EXPLAINED