The newest iteration of ABC's The Bachelor debuted last night, and it's the usual emotion-porn of chicks crying after not being pretty enough to "win" true love in a televised contest. However, one of the girls who was pretty enough last night was Jenni (dot the "i" with a heart!), who I'm pleased to say is a member of the Phoenix Suns dance team and a veteran of the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders and the Miami Heat dancers. In short, she's been a member of three of the hottest team-supporting T&A groups in professional sports. Some info on Jenni:
Three of my future goals are…Three goals I have for myself in the future are to marry the man of my dreams and start my family, be the best mommy in the whole wide world, and to be a well known model and actress.
The reality TV show I’d be best on is…I think the reality TV show I would be best on is Survivor! I am a pretty tough woman!
But is she tough enough for The Bachelor? If not, there's always my welcoming arms. I'm sure I'd be an improvement after this fugly wimp.